Blonde Boobies

Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies?

It hurts to boil their nipples!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

3 blondes jump off a building ...	Act Of God	Knock knock... Britney Spears	Blonde in a Library
A manager walks into his office...	Suicide Attempt	Keep Warm	Sports and Virility
What's The Difference, Yo?	Small Things	Take yo mama to work day	Two nuns from France were coming to New York...
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Like Father Like Son	What do you call a blond with half a brain?	Did you hear....?
Split Up The Middle	Lawyers Off Bridge...	Zip It. Zip It Good.	Broom Factory
Eye Rub	Porcupines	Baby, I've Got A Question For You	Little Leprechaun?
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Stupid	Clinton's sons	Blondes and Turtles
The Millennium Kid	Yo mama's So Stupid	Democrat's Concession	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera
Foul-Mouthed Hockey	Sports and Virility	Lawyers Stinkin' Up the Place	Optimistic Jack
Blondes and Colds	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	Seek and Ye Shall Find...
Close But No Cigar	Fast Food for Rednecks	Men 'n' Lightbulbs	Carpet
Redneck Wedding	Elephant and Man	Dream on	Yo Mama's Couch
Blonde & Cruise	Smoking Problems