Adventures in Disneyland

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."

So they went home.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's Protection	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Bush BM	What do you call 88 rednecks...
Baby Mama	Blonde lumberjack	What's Worse?	Yo mama's So Fat
Current Administration	Handy Blondy	We're Studying Hard	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather
Gay Church	Blonde Who Has it All	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Gay Picnic
Washington Survey	Friendly Neighbors	Bush Does a Favor	Dumb as Rocks
Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Yo mama's So Hairy
Yo Mama's so fat... quarter	The Blind Guy Polemic	Yo mama's...Fat	Mary Had A Little Lamb
Bird it Through the Grapevine	Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats	Redneck Bubblebath	Lawyers' Birth Control
You Might Be A Redneck	Yo mama's...Plane	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity
Priests and Christmas Trees	Blonde Rows of Corn	Bar... Alabama	A Few Good Lawyers
Rump Roastin'	Helisoft	Blonde and Blonder	Blonde and Missed Bus
Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Welfare	Blondes and Brunettes	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...
The Devoted Wife	Don't Say This During Sex