Black and White and Red All Over

What's black, white, red all over, and doesn't fit through revolving doors?

A nun with a spear through her head.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Mountain Bike	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	Don't Choke	Three Drunk Men
Yo mama's So Fat	Cartwheeling for Cash	Iraqi Funerals	Lawyer-Client Relations
Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	Pickmeup	Fishermen with Skills
Divided By A Common Language	Little People have little...	Yo mama's So Poor	Sheepish
Lesbians in a Canoe	This is a poor joke	Bill Gates' Hard Drive	Dubya 'n' Drugs
She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell	Soapy Sales	Dought Girl	Blonde Trapped on an Isand
Jumping Rope	Psychology Class	Scratchy Lottery	Yo mama's so hairy...
Adam and Eve, Surprised	David's Brother David	Yo mama's So Ugly	The Dirty Wife
Windows 666	Bush's Morning Run	Two Blondes and a Camel	Another Dumb Blonde
The Blonde Hostess	Slick Willy	Stick of Dynamite	Y'Might Be A Redneck
Blondes On Blonde Jokes	Lamaze Class	Redneck in a Suit	Brooklyn and Women
Stayin' Alive	The President''s Puzzle	Intelligent Quotes	Yo mama's So Fat... Married
What's Rough and Hairy?	Yo mama's Such A Loser