Bush Has a Short One

Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Madonna does not have one. And a priest does not use his. What is it?

A last name.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Atlantic Coast and a Blonde	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	Who's the Boss?	Comfortable
Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Blonde Cell Death	You Might Be A Redneck...Fingernail	Goathead! Goathead!
Old Ladies and The Flasher	Sanitary Blonde	Jingle Balls	Good for the Heart
Yo mama's So Old	Redneck in a Suit	Yo mama's So Stupid	Paper Street
Blonde Looking for a Job	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Indecent Exposure	Yo Daddy Is So Bald
Hot Air Balloon	Yo mama's So Stupid	Frosty	Fooled You
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Lawyers Don't Get Fair Shakes	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...
Blonde and Pizza	I'd Rather Have a Puppy	Yo Mama's Feet	President Clinton & the Pope
Laptop	Yo mama's So Ugly	A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son	You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom
Blonde - Death in the Family	Valentine Gift Test	Blonde State of Mind	Redneck on the Radio
How does herpes leave the hospital?	Yo mama's so fat...	Lawyers vs Prostitutes	Whitehouse Parrot
Blondes On Blonde Jokes	Not Going To Try This Again	Yo Mama's So Small	Christmas Bonus
Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	Afghani TV Guide