Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate

Yo' mama so fat, when she was born, they didn't get a birth certificate -- they got blueprints!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Snowmen and Snowwomen	Move Over Little Johnny	Things Just Fallin' Off	Elevator Scene
Dating a Prostitute	Laxative Cough Therapy	It Ain't Margarita	Lawyer Stamps
Whitehouse Parrot	Redneck Bubble Baths	Donkey and Onion	Door Hinge
Osama's Spawn	Zip It. Zip It Good.	Yo mama's So Stupid	Shirts Off
Knock Knock... Sham	Yo mama's so fat... 90210	Black and White and Red All Over	Redneck Sex Ed
Yo mama's so Nasty	Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies	Mirror, Mirror	Bulimic Bachelor Party
911	History Remembers Bill Clinton	Yo mama's...Fat	Not All Blondes Are Dumb
Witchy Women	Call Me Back	Arctic Hooker	Lesser Evils
Dutch Virgin	Chilling with the Eskimo	Dynamite!	A Real WANGsta
747 Full of Lawyers	Please pass the mayo	Field of Dreams?	Lawyers 'n' Shingles
Political Jokes	The Definition of	Big-Busted/Small-Busted Women	Yo mama's So Flat
No More Labor Pains	Gotcha!	Blonde's Finals	Gay Midget
Bar... Alabama	Nutty Hunters