How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?

Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

A: About three pounds, including the urn.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Hairclub for Women	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	I Don't Like My Brother	Espanol para Matadors
Heavenly HMO	Blondes and Waterskiing	Yo mama's so fat...	Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D
Mr. Macho	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blow in the Blonde's	Monster Valentine
What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Big Tongue	Confucious...Baseball	Yo mama's So Poor
Nursery Crimes	Blonde Panties	Bob Dole's Underwear	Confucious
Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?	Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0	You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack	Move Over Little Johnny
Mommy, mommy... circles	Adult Swim	Mouth Organ	Y2K Nostalgia
Who dun it?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	Blonde Diet	Men's English
Elvis vs. Al Gore	Goodyear Rubber	Clinton & A Screwdriver	Yo Mama's Underwear
Al Gore's Piercings	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex	Blonde...Infant Scale
Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	One-Armed Blonde	www.YoMama	Hey fatty
Get On The Bus	Keeping In Under The Kilt	Mrs. Shagwell	Al Gore's Piercings
Father and Son	Yo mama's So Poor