Mechanical Sex

How do you know that an auto mechanic just had sex?

One of his fingers is clean

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde and Blonder	Yo mama's So Stinky	Bartender	Things Dubya Shouldn't Say
The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	You Might Be A Redneck...Truck	The Hired Help	What's Black?
What Sex is Polly?	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Alabama Farmer	Canni Ball!
Sliding Doors	Donkey and Onion	Blonde License	The Leper
The NEW Poopie List!	What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Osama in the Holy Land	You might be i redneck if you drive your ...
Yo Mama's House... Dusty	Three nuns die and go to heaven....	Better Luck Next Time	Yo Mama's So Poor... Bathroom
Urinalotta Trouble	Gassy Broad	We're Talking Small	Yo mama's...Fat
Better Luck Next Time	Upside Down Blonde	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law	Pow Wow Ow!
What's That, Tampon?	George Bush is so stupid...	Snow Off-White	Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon
Five Surgeons	Dr. Feelgood	Clinton's Bookmarks	Mommy, Mommy!
Scags Who Blew Bill	Ice Hole	Yo Mama's So Fat... Army	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES
Yo mama's So Stupid...TV	A Mall Order	Flies in a Lightbulb	Yum!
Yo mama's So Ugly	Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?