Cosmopolitan Redneck

You know you're a redneck when the biggest city you've been to is Wal-Mart.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Passenger	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Clinton's Safe Sex	Fair-Haired Science Fair
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Lying through your tooths	Blondes and Gas Stations
A Daring New Position	Two Sperm	Something Borrowed, Something Blew	Redneck Death
Three Drunk Men	President Hillary	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip
Louisiana Heritage	Three Dumb Hunters	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Blonde Lightbulb
Yo Mama's So Stupid	The Golden Fiddle	Shirts Off	The Lawyer and the Roadkill
Blonde Basement	Play Dead	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	The Quotable Marion Barry
Sex Math 101	Clinton Stew	Lawyers in Lust	Blondes in a Frying Pan
Hans Across Iraq	Mechanic's Lube	Yo Mama's House Is So Small	Yo mama's...Ugly
The 69ers	Heh. Stupid Blondes.	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	The Eyes Have It
A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall	The President''s Puzzle	Yo mama's so fat... hospital	Government vs. Mafia
Blonde and Doorknobs	Scags Who Blew Bill	Your teeth are so busted...	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player
The Test	Yo mama's So Poor