The Hired Help
|An old man and women owned a farm. The old man died and the woman couldn't handle the farm by herself so she was going to hire someone to help her. The only job applicants were the town drunk and a new guy in town, who was gay. So she chose the gay guy; they worked together for a week or so and got the farm back together.
The old woman was pleased with the work and worn out, so she decided to give herself and her hired hand the night off. Both went out to dinner, she with her friends and he with his. But when the old woman got home, he wasn't there. When he finally came in, she told him, I'm your boss so you have to do what I tell you.
The gay guy said, Okay.
So she said, Take my shoes off, so he did.
She said, Take my stockings off, so he did.
Then she said, Take my dress off, and he did.
She said, Take my bra off, so he did.
Then she said, Take my panties off, so he did.
Finally, she said, You leave this house wearing my clothes one more time and you're fired.
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