Walruses And Their Tupperware

Q. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?

A. To find a tight seal!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Sharks and Lawyers	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Blondes n' Crayons	How do you know the Toothbrush was invented...
Blondes and cow patties	Make-a-Wish Foundation	Germans Love Limbaugh	Blondes Doing the Wave
Apple and Worm	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	Rise and Shine	Oscar Meyer
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	The Engineer and the Bike	Yo mama's So Fat	Blondes and Iceberg
Yo momma so stupid...	Lawyer in a Tree	First Class	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...
Bubble Blowing Duckies	Two Things In The Air	Where's the Blow Hole	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman
Yo mama's So Fat	Clinton & A Screwdriver	Blondes Love Puzzles	Hans Across Iraq
Yo mama's So Stupid	Multi-Balls	Blonde in Grocery Store	Tardy Blonde
Abstinence	Peanuts! Getcher Peanuts Here!	At the Pharmacy	Get On The Bus
The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Accident on the Golf Course	Yo mama's...Hair	Moleasses
We're Studying Hard	Saran Wrap	Country Politics	Yo mama's...Skinny
Latex Gloves	Girls and Planes	Gone Camping	Joke Written By and For Retards
Gotcha!	Dim Bulb