Two Sperm

Two sperm are walking down the street. How do you know which one is happy?

It's the one with egg on its face!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde State of Mind	The corporate ladder	Hungry Mama	Broom Factory
Door Hinge	Me, I want a hoola hoop	Bush and Cheney Lunch	Jungle Gaiety
Blonde and a Pig	Yo mama's...Fat	Cannibals	Hand me downs
Yo mama's so fat... airplane	David Beckham	Yo mama's...Fat	West Virginia Custody Battle
Blonde Trying to Eat	Texan Poetry	Defense Lawyer's Good News	Three nuns die and go to heaven....
This Joke is Bananas!	Dubya 'n' Drugs	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	Hey DJ
The Naked Truth	Scags Who Blew Bill	Microsoft and a Halter Top	River Deep
Blondes and Candles	Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Yo mama's...Fat	What's Your Poison?
Yo mama's So Ugly	Getting Flowers	Pre-Paid Plan	Swicth Hands
Yo mama's So Ugly	Office English Dictionary	Deer Tracks	Yo mama's so stupid... drown
Abstinence	Drastic Diet	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yummy Mama
Respectfully Cheating	Monica's First Look	Stick of Dynamite	Yo Mama's So Old
White House Synonyms	Country Politics