Yo mama's so dumb... you were born

Yo mama so stupid, when you were born she saw the umbilical cord and said, “Hey it comes with cable!”

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Man and Pharmacist	Adam's New Organs	Redneck on the Roof
Joke for Limeys	Beatles	Get On The Bus	Daddy, What Is Sex?
POV	Osama's Valentine	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Old Ladies and The Flasher
Yo mama's...Fat	The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Redneck Anthem
Redneck Soccer	Pool	Blondes and Iceberg	Elevator Scene
Mom's Sponge	Roadkill	Door Hinge	Hide the Duke
Yo mama's...Dumb	Megastore, Megasale	Yo momma so dumb she ...	Backwoods High Tech
Smoke It	Early Stages of Viagra Development	Dubya 'Do.	ESL 'N' Enron
Grandpa Gets Off	Powder	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Gassy Broad
Dr. Feelgood	JFKaput	Baldy Pants	Hillbilly Newlyweds
Snowmen and Snowwomen	Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Yo mama's...Ugly	Tap Dancin'
Yo mama' got sauce	Blonde - Mating Call	Puzzling	Things Found Only in America
Long Road Home	Yo mama's...Forklift