Yo mama's So Ugly

Yo' mama so ugly, you dad takes her to work so he won't have to kiss her goodbye!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	Dumb as Rocks	Carpet	A Small Journey Through Hell
Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open	Blonde lumberjack	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Stuck in the middle
Titillating	Lay off	Supermarket Mother	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Mommy, Mommy!	Who Let The Blondes Out?	Yo mama's So Dumb
Chalkboard Culprit	Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee	Adventures in Disneyland	Yo mama's So Ugly
Gold Digger	Yo mama's... stupid	Yo Mama's House... Dusty	Smurf and Turf
This Joke is Bananas!	Hot 'n' Heavy	Legs Open	Better Luck Next Time
Yo mama's So Poor	Sex and Air	What would you do?	Yo mama's so Nasty
6.9	Monica & The Rest Of Us	Ark-N-Saw	What's Your Poison?
Squirrel Kickin' Back	Yo Mama's Teeth...	Phone Line	Screwed, For Sure
Cerebral Blonde	Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson	Yo mama's so short...	Leper Stew
New Canadian Flag	The Amputee Blonde in the Tree	Sleeping Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... Farted
Yo mama's so fat... Bends over	Another Dumb Blonde