Convenience Store

How are a blonde's legs like a convenience store?

They're always open.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde's Bad Day	Clinton after Coitus	What a Gasser	How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
Yo mama's so fat...	Don't Step Out of the Car	Arkansas: It's A Wild Place	Yo Mama's So Hairy
Yo Mama Laundromat	Yo mama's so Stupid	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	S&M Sans Rubber Suits
You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	Late AGAIN	Blonde and Drive-Thru	One day a hunter was walking...
Red Ring	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Double	Monks Made a Mistake
Yo Mama's So Stupid	You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun	Eye Exam	Professor of Logic
Yo mama's So Ugly	Don't Kick the Animals, Man	Yo mama's So Stupid	Bumper Crop O' Bumper Stickers
Brown and Serve	Yo Mama's So Ugly	What's A Truncheon?	Parsley
Beep Beep	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	It's Open Lawyer Season!	Finder's keepers
Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open	Gonna Marry	Yo Mama's... Ugly
yo mama is so fat....	Blonde - Transplant	Yo mama's So Fat	The Man With No Voice
Winnie the Pooh	Yo mama's So Fat... Married	A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Oscar Meyer
Thermos and Blonde	Y'know Yer A Redneck