Yo mama's...ugly

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can't get a date off a calendar.

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Lawyers and God	Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit	Better Luck Next Time	Blonde Rows of Corn
A Blonde Party	Attention-Seeking Redneck	More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle
Blonde On a Ledge	Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the ...	Redneck Spelling Test	Bin Laid
Yo Mama's... Hairy	Yo Mama's So Hairy	Donkey and Onion	Baby Talk
The Blond Date	Spermally Speaking	Ed Zachery Disease	Blonde Tip-toe
Fart Glossary	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Bombing Works	Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex
Saddam Hussein	Professor of Logic	Shriveled Lovin'	Blonde in a Tree
Two Things In The Air	Move Over Little Johnny	Yo mama's So Ugly	Bubba's Secret
Yo Mama's Halloween	Brooklyn and Women	Yo mama's...Skinny	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...
The Jewish Vote	Hard Sleepin'	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Go Fish
Yo mama's So Ugly	Taxed Blonde	Ba Ba Black Sheep	Politician Walking
That's A Buncha Bull	Yo mama's So Fat	Easter Blondies	Seven Dwarves On A Bus
Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles	Lawyers on the Beach