Yo mama is so fat, when she skips a meal...

Yo mama is so fat when she skips a meal, the stock-market drops.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Abstinence	Goathead! Goathead!	Blonde Gymnastics	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
You Might Be A Redneck...Q-Tips	Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Afghani TV Guide
Yo mama is so stupid...	A woman went to her priest with a problem...	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Airport
Five Pounds of Fat	Convenience Store	Blonde...Infant Scale	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll
Women vs. Dog Poop	Yo Mama's Scalp Condition	Erin Go Bra Shopping	Getting Old
Yo mama's so stupid	First Class Blondie	Yo mama's So Ugly	Redneck Senior
Bob Dole	TeleBlond	Widows98	What Do I Look Like?
Sensitive Men	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats
Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Blonde in Grocery Store	Dirty Tricks	Burger King
People Really Said These Things In Court	Yo mama's So Stupid	Wedding Night	Bill Gates and General Motors
Bush Does a Favor	Yo mama's So Dumb... Locked	Please pass the mayo	Blonde Robbery
Sleeping Blonde	Your teeth are so busted...	Blond Father	Smoking Problems
Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Redneck Photo Op