Blondes and Candles

Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold? A: Sits around a candle

Q: What does she do when it gets really cold? A: Lights it

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's First	Miracle Exercise	Canni Ball!	Clinton's Favorite Card Game
Yo mama's...Fat	Dirty Tricks	Intelligent Quotes	It Burns
Sex Contract	Yo mama's So Ugly	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Inner Space
Hot Air Balloon	Be Careful With That Viagra	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny Craig	Cannibals
Redneck Soccer	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman	Lawyer vs. Water Fowl
Yo mama's So Stupid	Lawyers' Birth Control	Redneck Accessories	Jane's Addiction
Potential & Reality	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Poor Boy's Christmas	TeleBlond
Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	Clinton's Lingerie	The Test	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Yo mama's so ugly	Lesbian Eskimo	You Might Be A Redneck...Fireworks	Bush's Advisors
I'd Rather Have a Puppy	FLAT BLONDE	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	A Helpful Man
Never Seen A Priest	Yo mama's...So Hairy	Yo mama's So Fat	Dinner's Ready!
Bow-Legged Cowgirls	Paraplegic	Yo mama's So Poor	Dr. Doctor
What's The Difference, Yo?	Mom and Dad were trying to console Suzie...