Blondes and Brunettes

Q: Why did God create blondes?

A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

Q: Why did God create brunettes?

A: Neither could the blondes.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck... Fast Food	Blonde Passenger	Two Middle Easterners Exchange Moronic Lies	Redneck Christmas Shopping
Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde's Challenge	Yo mama's so fat... two buses	Dikfer
A Small Journey Through Hell	Stuttering Problem	Rise and Shine	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car
Lady At the Bar	Jokes On You, Teacher	Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies	Women vs. Dog Poop
Smurf and Turf	Wavey Blonde	Shirts Off	Shriveled Lovin'
Cow Pat Lip Gloss	Buried Lawyers	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Gonna Marry
You Might Be A Redneck...Drunk	Redneck Toasts	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toothpick	Yo Mama's So Fat... Showered
Dr. Feelgood	Ghetto Wedding Cake	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	Bush's Advisors
Roy the Rooster	Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office
Redneck At The Restaurant	Yo mama's So Fat	Laxative Cough Therapy	Yo mama's So Ugly
Snowmen and Snowwomen	Big Boss Man	Squirrel Kickin' Back	Big-Busted/Small-Busted Women
Two brunettes and a blonde...	I feel like chicken tonight	Old People And Nastiness	Wallet and Genitals
You're So Poor...Trashcan	Yo mama's so fat... clothes