Yo mama's So Ugly

Yo mama is so ugly when she wakes up to salute the day the sun runs to hide.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Sheep Soup	Bin Laid	Yo mama's...Fat	Blondes and cow patties
You So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie	A Horoscope For The Workplace	3 Wishes
Rosebud	The Doctor's Convention	Blonde Skydiver	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip
Yo mama's So Poor	Age-Old Riddle	Yo mama's So Stupid	A Shave and a Shine
Microsoft and a Halter Top	If Ever You're Choking...	I'm Gonna Tell You a Joke...	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story
Those Shady Frenchies	What would you do?	Blond Father	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman
Gloves: Joke circa 1890	David Beckham Redux	Tales From The Shire	Elephant and Man
The Redneck's Milk	Workplace Farting: Options Explored	Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction	Yo mama's so fat... pictures
Blonde in Grocery Store	Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs	Three Dumb Hunters	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's So Poor	Tire vs. Condoms	Your teeth are so busted...	Roadkill
Air Head on a Beer	Authentic Grafitti	Yo mama's So Fat...Sidewalk	Loose Constructionists
Halle Berry Bares All	Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	Osama is Dead
Yo mama's So Poor	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!