Star Trek

Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

A: They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Brace yourself	A Definite Definition	Top 10 Funny Store Signs	Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer
Blonde's Medical Exam	Chew on this	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Fingers
Yo Mama's so Fat... God	Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	Clinton/Elian Gonzales
Confucius Say	The Aging Explorer	Yo mama's...Stupid	Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ...
You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	Tank Girl	Pay-Per-Blonde	Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale
If You Could!	Hiding In The Closet	Yo mama so dirty...	Yo mama's So Stupid
Hot Revenge	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Arkansas Toothbrush	Bar: Guy and a Picture of a Hottie
32 Rednecks	Birdie Poem	Yo mama's...Fat	Whack Off
The 11th Commandment	Yo mama is so dumb...	J.Lo and doorknobs	Yo mama's So Poor
Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Redneck Jedi II	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Your teeth are so busted...
I Guess That's Fair	Bedside Confession	How does herpes leave the hospital?	72?
Yo mama's so fat... train	Elvis vs. Al Gore	Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline	New Priest In Town
Seek and Ye Shall Find...	How Smart is Zach?