The Perfect Woman

Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?

A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a bar.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bra & Hat	Socks	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	Yo mama's so fat... rehab...
Interesting Appearance. Not Normal	Blonde Meets Cheerios	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Poor
Blonde and a Pig	Poor Blonde	Baby Mama	Germans Love Limbaugh
Scooby Doo	The Hit and Run Case	Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles	Potential & Reality
Blonde Luck	Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses	Redneck... Fast Food	Yo mama's so fat... belt
Monks Made a Mistake	Yo mama is so poor...	Wal-marks the spot	Watch Where You Step
The Naked Truth	Confusing Blonde	State Slogans	Hard Drive
Multi-Balls	Clinton's DNA	Toy Cars And Breastices	Dubya Quotes
Blonde Bet	A Blonde's Brain At Work	You're So Ugly	Code for Love
Give Him What He Wants	Redneck Anthem	Out of T.P.	Me, I want a hoola hoop
Redneck Underwear	Braggadocio	Clinton's Finished Now	Three words that describe Britney Spears
International Beer Syndrome	Blonde - Transplant	Lawyers' Lucky Break	It Ain't Margarita
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?	Yo mama's...Stupid