You Might Be A Redneck If...Toothpick

You might be a redneck if you had to remove your toothpick for the wedding pictures!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Guns don't kill....	If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	Dr. Feelgood	Blonde in a Library
Deaf and Dumb Kid	Yo mama so short...	Pool	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole
Vampire Date	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Yo mama's so fat... road	A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...
You Can't Put HimTogether Again	The Archaeologist's Wife	Little Johnny is Number One	What Didja Learn?
Drunk Superhero	Star Trek	Blonde - Contractor	Gay on Airplane
That Fly	Burning Bush	She's So Blonde... Blood Test	Three Stupid Wives
Man Of The House	Why does the TV like the remote?	The Answer	Monica At The UN
Yo Mama's So Fat... Hula Hoop	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Confucius...Sausage	Yo mama so dirty...
The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease	Bush is a Puppet?	The Dirty Wife	Something Borrowed, Something Blew
Sign On The Brothel	Hanging With Rednecks	Getting Flowers	Yo Mama's Fertile
One-Eyed Blonde	Yo mama is so dumb...	Guys and Dolls	You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel
A falling out	Ouch!	A plane is on its way to Houston when a ...	Screw The World
Sharing	Yankees -vs- Red Sox