Osama is Celebate

Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Hot Tomato	Tank Girl	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Osama Gets Loaded
Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies	Highly Illogical	Blonde in a Library
The Midget Scopes the Blonde	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	Technically and Reality?	Dr. Love
Yo mama's...Stupid	Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Condom Size Tester	Indecent Exposure
History Remembers Bill Clinton	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	I Had a Dream	Rebuilding New York & Afghanistan
Yo mama's So Lazy	Jenna's Predicament	Blonde Riding Shotgun	Video Blonde
Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office	Screwdrivin' Clinton	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet	Smoke It
Blonde Diet	Potential & Reality	Redneck Computer Lingo	Blind Skydivers
Respectfully Cheating	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	FLAT BLONDE	The Wet and the Blonde
Three words that describe Britney Spears	Yo mama's...Ugly	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	I Guess That's Fair
Workplace Farting: Options Explored	The Wet and the Blonde	Taliban Poetic Justice	Three Couples, No Sex
Blonde's Don't Drink and Think	Bush got a coded message from Saddam	What Didja Learn?	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria
Deer Tracks	Blondes and Colds