Vaguely Obscene Nun Jokes
| What is black and white and green and black and white? Two nuns fighting over a sweaty pickle. What is black and white and grinds up and down, up and down? A nun churning butter. What is black and white and screams "YES! YES! YES!" A nun winning at BINGO. What is black and white and pink and hard? A nun stopping, lifting her habit up to her shins, and sratching her ankle bone. What is black and white and gooey and creamy? A nun eating a bowl of Tapioca pudding. What is black and white and makes a wet, sucking sound? A toothless, elderly nun eating a Communion wafer. |
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