Vaguely Obscene Nun Jokes

What is black and white and green and black and white?

Two nuns fighting over a sweaty pickle.

What is black and white and grinds up and down, up and down?

A nun churning butter.

What is black and white and screams "YES! YES! YES!"

A nun winning at BINGO.

What is black and white and pink and hard?

A nun stopping, lifting her habit up to her shins, and sratching her ankle bone.

What is black and white and gooey and creamy?

A nun eating a bowl of Tapioca pudding.

What is black and white and makes a wet, sucking sound?

A toothless, elderly nun eating a Communion wafer.

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