Bird it Through the Grapevine

Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet?

He contracted chirpes and the worst thing?

It was untweetable.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Saddam's Bumperstickers	Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?	Blonde and Blonder	Bedside Confession
Fair-Haired Science Fair	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	Redneck Porch	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Yo mama's So Old	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Blonde and Dictionary	Free Sex with Fill Up
Orgy at Never Neverland	Deaf Rover	Canni Ball!	A Daring New Position
There was a man who loved baked beans...	A blonde goes into a music store and...	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Redneck Death	Angelic Love	Be Careful With That Viagra	Law School Graduation Gift
Three Couples, No Sex	If Ever You're Choking...	Captured Blonde	Still Together
Blonde Diet	Sexual Olympics	Blonde Horse Sense	Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?
How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?	Magic Watch	Blondes and Candles	Get You With The Nine
Latex Gloves	Yo Mama's So Stupid	What's the difference between a blonde...	Curd and Rod
Tardy Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy	Boo Hoo
Blondes and cow patties	Do it like mammals	Curly Sue	De-evolution
Blonde's Computer Freeze	A blonde goes into a music store and...