Animal House

Q: How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?

A: 10 little piggies, one ass, two calves, one pussy, and some crabs on hares.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Fresh Meat	Clinton after Coitus	Eating is a Sport	Redneck Christmas Shopping
A Real Watch Dog	Three Hellos	You Might Be A Redneck...Truck	A Blonde with Earrings
What Are Ya, Chicken?	Yo mama's So Fat	Gold Digger	Yo Mama's So Greasy
Clinton and a lightbulb	NASCAR	The Rich Lady and her Butler	Where's the Blow Hole
Yo mama's so poor, she only has...	Tank Girl	Yo mama's...Fat	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
Yo mama's so fat... runs	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	Mexican or Mexican't	Dumb Crooks Roundup
Baby Gates and Microsoft	Chilled Crabs	Broom Factory	Like Midgets In The Night...
New Baby	Salesman: A New One, Really	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book
Yo mama's So Fat... Sea World	Monica's First Look	The Blonde Hostess	Dirty Knees
Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats	Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Bamming in 'Bama	Brain Cell
Valentine Gift Test	Life Saver	David Beckham	Blonde - Death in the Family
What's Rough and Hairy?	Highbrow Genital Jokes	Duck, Duck, Lawyer	Diplomacy Definition
Crossdresser Funnies	Parakeet Cereal