Two Things About a Blonde

Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?

A: Her feet!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	High Sperm Count	Shark Attack	Woman Says, Man Hears
Nursery Crimes	Bad Lawyer	Biggest Pee Pee	Which Hole?
Yo Mama Laundromat	Government vs. Mafia	Dear Old Dad	Can't Take You Anywhere
How to Mess With the IRS	Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her	Men's English	History Remembers Bill Clinton
Yo mama so fat...	Backstroke Dolly	Incontinent Vegetarian	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard
Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark	Playing Doctor	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	What's That, Tampon?
Name Those Tracks	10	Powder	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla
When is Your Girlfriend Too Fat?	Yo mama's so fat... train	Virgins in Caves	Not All Blondes Are Dumb
Three Gay Men	Squirrel Kickin' Back	In the back woods of Arkansas...	The Chinese Workman
Yo mama and a rat	Gold Digger	Doctor Demented	What Sex is Polly?
You might be a redneck if your daddy...	Smoking Problems	Broom Factory	Understanding Marketing
What is red and green?	The Honest Lawyer	Yo mama's so fat... walk around	Dude, I Rolled This Joint Venture
Joining the Colony	I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.