Yo mama and a rat

Yo mama so ugly, that when she wore Pepper Jack panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Rent	Elephant Tampon	Little People have little...
A Small Journey Through Hell	Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...	25 Fun Pool Activities	Yo Mama is So Stupid
Something Borrowed, Something Blew	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Hiney Bubbles	Yo mama's So Fat
Redneck Truck	Adventures in Disneyland	Burried 10 Feet Under	That's crazy
The Poopie List	Land Of Milk And Honey	Still Together	Blonde and Dictionary
Potential & Reality	One hungry Bush...	White, Slimy, & Horny	Lawyers 'n' Shingles
Tickle These, Elmo	Politician Walking	Incontinent Vegetarian	Two Things In The Air
Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	Another Weekend At The Home	White, Slimy, & Horny	Dream on
Baby Mama	Bulimic Bachelor Party	Ladies First	Yo mama's So Old
I Don't Like My Brother	Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	The Clever Lawyer
Microsoft in Detroit?	Redneck Wedding	Little Johnny is Number One	Yo Mama's Work Ethic
Yo Mama's So Fat... Waterbed	Getting Flowers	Princess Di and Thomas	Lesser Evils
Blondes and Gas Stations	Jiggle