Shrinking, Red Narcissist

What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing his hair with a potato peeler.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's smile	Sex-Obsessed Blonde	Baby Drink	Sex and Air
You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Please pass the mayo
What did the blonde say after ...	Blond Father	Monster Valentine	Blonde Arrow
The Blind Man	Pickup Truck Full of Blondes	Technically and Reality?	Darn Crazy Kids
The Blonde Flight Attendant	Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?	Potential & Reality	Five Pounds of Fat
Three words that describe Britney Spears	Yo mama's...Fat	Lawyer in a Tree	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch
What's the difference between a blonde...	Black and White and Red All Over	Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo mama so po'
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Clinton -vs- Titanic	Yo mama just gets dumber...
Adventures in Disneyland	A Natural Blind	Infectious Fast Food	6.9
Please pass the mayo	Blonde and Pizza	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment
A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	The Blonde and the Blinker	Three Girls Go Camping	Yo mama so dirty...
Blondes and Fun	You Work for the Government When:	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	Yo Mama... Shotgun
Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit	Keeping In Under The Kilt