Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate

Yo' mama so fat, when she was born, they didn't get a birth certificate -- they got blueprints!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Sheep Soup	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	Blondes Strike Back	Talking Blondes
Closest Shave Ever	Pickup Truck Full of Blondes	Donkey Compliment	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
G-spot vs. a Golfball	You So Ugly	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Mechanic's Lube
Stained	Blonde Joke	You Might Be A Redneck	Politics and Golf
Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ...	Doggy Style	Two nuns from France were coming to New York...	Nutty Hunters
Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	Blonde in a Round Room	What would you do?	History Remembers Bill Clinton
Beans & Onions: Delicious	Yo Mama's House... Dusty	Yo Mama's So Old	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Dunkin'
Divided By A Common Language	Hairclub for Women	What is LXIX?	From Cradle to Ladle
Yo mama's So Fat	You're So Poor...Christmas	Clear Blue Easy	Politician Walking
Yo mama's So Fat	Reverend	George Dubya on a Sinking Ship	Lightbulbs vs Pregnant Women
She Is So Blonde... "Soul Train"	Sex In Advertising	Yo mama's so Fat	The Housebroken Redneck
The Birds and the Bees	A manager walks into his office...	Long Road Home	Clinton's DNA
Clinton's sons	Runny Noodle