Fat Chance

Yo mama's so fat...she decided to go on a diet.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	Elephant Tampon	What Are Politics?
Oscar Meyer	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Deaf and Dumb Kid	Tennis Balls
Yo mama's Teeth	Redneck Engineering Exam	Biggest Pee Pee	Don't Knock It
Serenity Under Pressure	Arkansas Toothbrush	Clinton and a lightbulb	Blond Restroom Attendant
Playing Doctor	In The Navy	The Definition of	Leggy Blonde
Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Respecting the First Lady	A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Brunette Shopping
Popularity Is A Relative Term	Gumor's Orifice Confusion	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Gross, Grosser, Grossest II
George Bush is So Stupid...	Yo mama's... stupid	War Pigs	Al Gore's Piercings
That's a Woman's Job	Yo mama's...Fat	You So Ugly	Your teeth are so busted...
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Redneck Theft
Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise	Hanging With Rednecks	You might be a redneck if your daddy...	Redneck and Bugs
Seasick	Yo mama's so dumb... menopause	Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fridge
How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?	Clinton's sons