Bush Has a Short One

Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Madonna does not have one. And a priest does not use his. What is it?

A last name.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck...Books	What's Rough and Hairy?	Good Year	Beer Consumption
Occupy This	Things Found Only In America	Baby Drink	Titillating
Blonde's Don't Drink and Think	Divine Flatulence	Yo mama's So Stupid	Biting
40 Things Never Said By Southerners	Yo mama's So Stupid	Gay Picnic	Arkansas Scholars
A Natural Blind	Yo Mama's So Fat...	A Horoscope For The Workplace	Clinton Stew
Yo mama''s so dumb, her favorite color is ..	The Skeleton	Sexual Olympics	Mechanical Sex
Yo mama's so fat... airplane	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Houston Schoolin'	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Don't Welsh On Me	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	She's So Blonde	Biting
Sleepwalking Nun	Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman	Dumb as Rocks	Random Acts of Stupidity Roundup
Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	The Blonde and the Zipper	Two Blonde Jokes and Nubile Cleavage	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Yo mama's...Forklift	Yo mama's...Stupid	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	Whose Son is He?
How to Mess With the IRS	What's The Difference, Yo?	Lawyers' Birth Control	You Know You're Old
Two Old Ladies Burning Rubber	Blonderrific Hair!