Snow

Q: Why is sex like snow?

A: You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ooooh vs. Ahhhh	It's Not For Him, Stupid	Really Bloody Mary	Blonde Who Has it All
Yo Mama's So Dumb	Yo momma so stupid...	Adult Swim	Dirty Tricks
Yo mama's So Fat... Ironing	The Christmas Elf Massacre	The 11th Commandment	Yo mama's So Stupid
An Orange Parrot, Of Course	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	Bob Dole's Band	Higher Larnin'
Waitron Blonde	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's...Fat	Voodoo Enronomics
Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Monster Valentine	Yo Mama's So Skinny	The Redneck's Milk
Perfumed Blonde	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Dunkin'	The Amputee Blonde in the Tree	Squirrel Kickin' Back
Yo mama's so Nasty	You Might Be A Redneck...Subdivision	Smokin' Dope	Latex Gloves
Fast Food for Rednecks	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	Mommy, Mommy!	You Might Be A Redneck
Penis Requests a Raise	Blonde - Elmo Factory	Blonde Lightbulb	Texan Poetry
Factory Girl	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	We take you now to the Oval Office	There were two blondes at the park...
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment...	Please pass the mayo	Yo mama's So Ugly	Definition of Suspicious
Blonde and Tracks	A blonde goes into a music store and...