Mommy, Mommy!

"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"

"No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Dumb Mama and Glass Walls	You Work for the Government When:	Yo mama's So Stupid	The Blonde & The Coke Machine
Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Trapped Inside a Whale	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Fishing for a Week
There is this old couple and they have been ...	You Might Be A Redneck...Pool	The Wrinkled Nightgown	Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
Blonde in Grocery Store	Job Application	Chew on this	Yo Daddy Is So Bald
Yo mama so dirty...	Your mother is obese...	Southern Values	Bubba's Secret
Eye Rub	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law	Bob Dole	Yo mama's...Ugly
Squirrel Kickin' Back	Yo mama's So Stupid	The Confessional	Condom Size Tester
Chair Man of the Board	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	Don't Kick the Animals, Man	Yo mama's So Poor
Blondes and Airplanes	Trampoline vs. Lawyer	Blonde Hide and Go Seek	Pay-Per-Blonde
Out of T.P.	Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment	Knock Knock... Sham	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office
Blonde Girlfriend	Yo mama's So Stupid	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet	What Sex is Polly?
Blondes On Blonde Jokes	Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering ...	You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap	Carpet
Soapy Sales	Yo mama's So Nasty