Redneck Thief

Q: What does a redneck say to his friend after he has just stolen something?

A: "Six-finger discount!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck...Books	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex	The Quotable Marion Barry
Door Hinge	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Easter Egg Hunt
Yo mama's football knowledge	Yo Mama's So Poor	Bush is a Puppet?	Blondes and Gas Stations
Fifty-Dollar Bet	The Blonde and the Worm	Bob Dole's Band	3 Men, 3 Wishes
Yo mama's So Stupid	Dubya 'Do.	Twelve Inch Pianist	Redneck Baby
Blonde & Cruise	Snack Food	First Cut is the Deepest	Drastic Diet
Mustard -- A Tragic Story	Like Midgets In The Night...	Scags Who Blew Bill	The Clever Lawyer
Yo Mama's So Stank	Scratch Those Thangs	Doctor Demented	Lawyer-Client Relations
Yo Mama's So Dumb	Yo Mama's So Short... Run	Grosser than gross.. underwear	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow
Man Beats Dog	Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!	Blonde Horse Ranch	Hot Lunch
Yo mama's...Bus	I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already	Yo momma so dumb she ...	Blonde on the Computer
Knock Knock: Dumb...	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	New Priest In Town	Parakeet Cereal
Door Hinge	The Birds and the Bees