Chilled Crabs

Yo mama is so nasty, she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Capitalism for Dummies	5 presidents are on a plane	Blonde Snowman	Pool
Comfortable	First Day Out	Line of Blondes	The State of Lawyers
Moms and Their Snooping	Oh, Those Darn Lawyers	Sex Math 101	Rent
Monks Made a Mistake	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical	Yo mama's...Old	Twelve Inch Pianist
Condom	Lip Service	Blonde Jokes	Yo mama's So Ugly
Hamburger Helper	Topless Fat Woman	You Might Be A Redneck...	Barbie's Christmas Beau
Return the Dog	Leggy Blonde	Bimbo Joke	Never Seen A Priest
Blonde With License	Hot 'n' Heavy	Yo Mama's So Old... JC	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong
Elephant and Man	Yo mama's...Kidnappers	Grandma's Birthday	Why does the TV like the remote?
Curd and Rod	Joining the Colony	Blonde Horse Ranch	International Beer Syndrome
Dog Days	Knock-Knock Blonde	Bird and Bloke	Halle Berry Bares All
Field of Dreams?	Saving Her Butt	Yo mama's So Stupid...TV	That's crazy
Pulling His Cheney	Shirts Off