Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...

Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her fingernails with a paint roller!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Rosebud	Fresh Meat	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Brace yourself
Lightbulb <----> Law Professor	Work Blows	Yo mama's...Fat	Lawyer and Vulture
Minor differences	Clinton's Finished Now	Clinton after Coitus	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams
Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Blonde With License	Pervert Psychiatrist	Yo mama's...Skinny
Multi-Balls	Yo Mama's Scalp Condition	Blonde's Coat Hanger	I've Got Shingles
Drivers' Ed	Blonde's Tricycle	The Blonde's Special Order	Watch and Learn
Cris Cross	Man Catches Crocodile	Yo mama's so fat... monster truck	Runny Noodle
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow	Shop At WalRusMart	Redneck Shopper	Yo Mama's so fat... lipstick
What Men Need Most	Peckers	Soyburger vs dildo	A Little Testy
How Many Union Guys Does It Take...	It's Not Genetics	South Park Haters...	Gay Man in Church
Goverment Wrestling Federation	George W. Drowning	Brainy Blonde	International Beer Syndrome
The Wonder Bra	Touchy Feely Cracky	Yo mama is so dumb...	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...
Holy Water	Sign On The Brothel