Yo mama's So Ugly

Yo' mama so ugly, she looked in the closet and the Boogie Man quit.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck... Fast Food	Redneck Pants	What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?	The Great Wiener Caper
Hungry Mama	Two Blondes and a Lake	Oscar Meyer	The President''s Puzzle
Like Father Like Son	I've Got Shingles	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Sharper Than a Ginsu
Blonde Puzzle	Ancient Chinese Torture	Sports and Virility	Yum!
Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Euro-English Instead of German	Mail Order Blonde	Goose & Lawyer
Big Testicles	Widows98	Blonde on Fire	Blonde...Infant Scale
Six Hours to Live	Yo Mama's So Fat... Picture	Defense Lawyer's Good News	Yo mama's So Stupid
Blonde Laugh	Smurf and Turf	Stone Surprise	Fork it up
Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Wet Lawyers	Full Speed Ahead	Monica's First Look
The Quotable Marion Barry	Florida Orange Growers	The difference between boiling water and	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Rednecks Talkin'	Sleep Now	Yo Mama's So Fat... Cat's tail	Porcupines
Redneck Christmas Shopping	Socks	The Blonde and the Zipper	Redneck...Bath
Blondes and Fun	Get On The Bus