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Yo mama is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Hey where's my gumball?"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde and a Pig	Yo mama's So Poor	Kleenex	Yo mama's so Nasty
Montana Ghost Story	Men With Hair in Their Teeth	Lawyer and Vulture	Yo Mama's So Fat... Driver's License
Adventures in Disneyland	Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull	Elmo's Redesign	What's the difference between a...
Adam Talks All About Eve	Yo mama's So Fat	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Lady At the Bar
Lake Wannaswimma	Blonde Half-Wit	Redneck Senior	White, Slimy, & Horny
People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Old People And Nastiness	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Loitering Mama
Horse Tears	Blonde In A Bathroom	Florida Orange Growers	World War III
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's So Old... JC	Yo Mama's So Fat... Steps On A Dollar	Redneck Thief
Attention-Seeking Redneck	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	Surprise Package	That Fly
The Wrinkled Nightgown	J.Lo and doorknobs	I Guess That's Fair	Tennis Balls
Beep Beep	Blonde and Blonder	The Fly	Olllllld Lawyer
Nouveau Riche Blonde	Blonde Who Has it All	Elephant and Man	The Lawyer's Funeral
A Giant Problem	Y'Might Be A Redneck