Breadcrumbs in the Toilet

Why does the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet every morning?

To feed the toilet duck!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Monks Made a Mistake	Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the ...	Clinton and the Pope	Yo mama's so stupid...
You Might Be A Redneck...Truck	Blonde Passenger	Bush and Cheney Lunch	Biggest Pee Pee
Hole in One	Yo Mama's so old... act	What did the blonde say after ...	Blonde in Pain
Higher Larnin'	Human Resource Lingo	Yo mama's so fat... belt	Clinton's Interns
Monks Made a Mistake	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Beer Translations	Redneck Shopper
Good Girl...Bad Girl	Four Men and Their Dogs	Redneck Bubblebath	Fish Market
Oldest Couple Ever	Yo mama's...Stupid	River Deep	Osama's Ride
Return the Dog	Blonde with Chickens	Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!	One-Armed Blonde
Clinton's Protection	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Bow-Legged Cowgirls	Tickle These, Elmo
Bob Dole's Band	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Female Comebacks	New Rules For Employment
Keep It In Your Pants	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Menu	Al Gore's Piercings
Blonde Tag	Blonde at the Doctor's	Sneezy	Mathematics
Brooklyn and Women	Railroad Redneck