Lawyers vs. Vampires

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Stumped Doc	Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	Saddam's Bumperstickers	Vampires in a Bar
A man's logic	Osama Gets Loaded	Montana Ghost Story	Adult Swim
Arkansas Scholars	Confessions Of Sodom	Yo Mama's so fat... scale	High Stakes
The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Jingle Balls	Fix This	Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her
Yo mama so stupid...	Broomsticks	Prison Carpenter	The Annual Check-Up
Knock knock... Britney Spears	Yo mama is so poor...	Perry Coma	Politician Walking
The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Yo mamma's so retarded...	Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale	Fish Market
Blondes and Bricks	Your mom is so stupid...	Hard Sleepin'	Sex Advice
Yo mama's so fat... door	Blonde in Freezer	Daddies Bond Over a Beer	Innie Weenie
Yo Mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats	Dr. Feelgood	Sex Relatively Speaking
Blondes and Airplanes	60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy	A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids	Redneck Jedi II
Liberal Jokes	Sits in the Forest	Yo mama's...Ugly	Turtle Soup
Redneck Baseball	Dr. Doctor