Men With No Arms or Legs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob.

On the wall? Art.

On the floor? Matt.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron	Elephant Tampon	Split Up The Middle	Yo mama's So Flat
Hellacious	Hilarious Signs	Clinton and a lightbulb	32 Rednecks
Bouncing Baby Boy Balls	Osama = Crabs?	Fishing for a Week	The Last Southern Virgin
Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Perfect Penis	Blonde Nurse
White, Slimy, & Horny	Yo mama's...Stupid	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Yo Daddy Is So Bald
Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Blonde Trapped on an Isand	Goverment Wrestling Federation	Pleasure vs. Disgrace
One day a blonde went into a department ...	Iraqi Law	Sex Advice	What Sex is Polly?
Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Five Surgeons	Morning at the White House	Penguin and The Mechanic
Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Bad Lawyer	Joining the Colony	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet
Yo Mama's Glasses	Man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 ...	Red Ball Express	Blonde Coffee Drinker
Seek and Ye Shall Find...	Hanging With Rednecks	Doe a Deer	Vaseline Knob
Yankees and the Lightbulb	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Yo mama's...Useless	Black Sheep
Elephant and Man	Wanted: Dead Or Alive