Cow with No Legs

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.
A: Ground Beef!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde's Fav Blonde Joke	Redneck Anthem	Bush's Morning Run	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster
Osama = Crabs?	What Sex is Polly?	In a murder trial...	Blonde in the Morning
Yo mama's So Old	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	3 Vampires	Redneck Honeymoon
You Might Be A Redneck...Custody	Monica & The Rest Of Us	Autoblonde	Why I Am So Tired
Hack Golfer	Yo Mama's So Small	Dream on	Lesbian Harem
Two Men and A Refrigerator	Pleasure vs. Disgrace	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Gary Condit's M.O.	Bill Gates' Honeymoon	Blondes and Fun	A man at a retirement home was walking ...
A Shave and a Shine	Blonde's Air Conditioner	Yo mama's So Old	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior
Smokey the Bear	Yo mama's So Stupid	Bumper Crop O' Bumper Stickers	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business
How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Dr. Doctor	Archeological Gag	Naked Man on the Run
Rosebud	David Beckham	Elephant...Cherry Tree	You So Ugly
Dr. Doctor	Five Minutes to Midnight	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...	Morning at the White House
Mechanic's Lube	Osama is Celebate