Ladies First

Q: How do you keep a man from drowning?

A: Take your foot off his head!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Two Middle Easterners Exchange Moronic Lies	5 presidents are on a plane	Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan	The Blonde and the Librarian
Gorilla in Heat	Clinton -vs- Titanic	Blonde's Backseat	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter
A Real Ball Buster	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Blonde's Favorite Ten Years	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Job Application	Hide the Duke	You might be i redneck if you drive your ...
Dubya 'Do.	Rock da House	Half-Brainiac	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Mrs. Shagwell	Cow Pat Lip Gloss
What Are Politics?	What's Worse?	Bush Has a Short One	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
Coming Into The Closet	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Redneck Computer Lingo	The Test
Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles	Never Seen A Priest	Beware the Blonde Terrorist	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee
Pre-Nuptial Agreements	White, Slimy, & Horny	Yo mama's So Stupid	Ten Cents
Dog Talk	Blonde Mixup	32 Rednecks	Banana Peel
Shop At WalRusMart	Jesus and Moses	Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick
The Eyes Have It	Blonde and Genie