Blondes and Brunettes

Q: Why did God create blondes?

A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

Q: Why did God create brunettes?

A: Neither could the blondes.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde...Sweet-n-Low	What Are Politics?	Sexual Confessional	Pink, Grey, & Stuck
Blonde in a Library	My Blonde Is Broken	Yo Mama's so fat... scale	Bill Gates' Hard Drive
Lawyers in Lust	Why did the blonde go up on top...	Adventures in Disneyland	Redneck Ghost Story
What's green and smells like ...	Redneck...Bath	Instant-Win Airbags!	yo mama's hair...
You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Split Up The Middle	Blonde Overdue	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks
Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Politician Walking	Blonde & Cruise	Yo momma so dumb she ...
Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet	Sex and Air	Yo mama's so fat... 90210
Yo mama's so Stupid	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria	Blonde lumberjack	Yo mama's so stupid... plane
Yo Mama's So Old... JC	A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller	Mechanic's Lube	FLAT BLONDE
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Yo mama's So Stupid	Shipwrecked	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish
Blonde On a Ledge	Redneck Jedi II	Yo mama's So Ugly	There were two blondes at the park...
Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles	Blonde Mixup	Yo mama is a fatty	If Ever You're Choking...
Gonna Marry	Yo mama's so fat... runs