Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise

Yo mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on asprin.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Skittles	Good Year	You Might Be A Redneck If... Family	Eating is a Sport
Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks	Hot 'n' Heavy	Pacific Ocean Lawyers
Jingle Balls	Chuck The Yuck	Hard Drive	Redneck Ghost Story
Pigskin Pro	Yo Mama's So Poor... Park	Gotcha!	Blonde Nurse
Safe Sex: Grandparent to Teen	Yo mama so fat...	Brunette Shopping	The Annual Check-Up
Yo Mama's So Ugly	I'm Gonna Tell You a Joke...	Blonde Kidnapper	Blonde Trying to Eat
Yo mama's...ugly	You Might Be A Redneck...	Yo mama's...Ugly	Father to Blonde Daughter
The Wet and the Blonde	Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?	Bill Of No Rights	Yo Mama's So Fat... High Heels #2
Limbless Prostitute	Two Men and A Refrigerator	Yo Mama's so hairy... armits	Church
Keeping In Under The Kilt	Yo mama's...Fat	Latex Gloves	Yo Mama's Fertile
One hungry mama	Deaf and Dumb Kid	Stoplight	Yo mama's So Poor
She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell	Yo mama's so fat...	Redneck in a Suit	The Man With No Voice
Yo mama's So Skinny	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892