Little Green Balls

What do you have when you have two green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided attention.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Work Blows	Lightbulb... Rednecks	Blonde Valedictorian	Survivor for Alabamans
Blonde in a Library	Go Fish	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake
Yo mama's So Old	Arkansas Toothbrush	Lawyer Stamps	Clinton and a lightbulb
Nutty Hunters	In The Navy	Pre-Paid Plan	You Might Be A Redneck...Porch
Blonde Bird	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Yo mama's so fat... train	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish
This is a poor joke	Eye Rub	Don't Step Out of the Car	Pitching a Tent
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Rabbit Breakout	Confucius...Sausage
Yo mama's...Fat	How to Sell a Bible	Yo mama's so fat... train	Greg Norman
Shop At WalRusMart	Fire Truck	The Engineer's Love Life	Cubist Poo
Jumping Rope	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	The Birds and the Bees	Homosexual
Vandal Scandal	Smoking Problems	Yo mama's so dumb...	Three Dumb Hunters
Blonde's Finals	Blondes and Colds	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?
The First Lady's patriotic duties	Yo Mama's So Poor... Park