Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron

I hear that Motorola just proposed to buy out Enron today, and they're going to name it...

Moron!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama so dirty...	Dinner's Ready!	Yo mama's so poor...	Blonde Hits the Ground Last
M&M's	Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Ignorance	Bush is a Puppet?	Sneezy	Blonde Arrow
You Work for the Government When:	Clinton's Protection	Blonde with Money	Rosebud
Blonde - Elmo Factory	Cannibals	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Closer to God
Taking Out the Garbage	Irish Cream	The Definition of	A Lawyer and A Politician
Yo Mama's Like a Brick	Ice Hole	Condom	You're Like A...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies	Para-shoot	Yo Mama's So Fat... Buffet	Gorilla in Heat
Yo mama's So Stupid	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Fooled You	The Blue Eye
I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Rules For Work	Yo mama's So Ugly
Gonna Marry	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	David Beckham	Pretty Hair
Screwed, For Sure	Yo mama's So Fat	Better Luck Next Time	How Many Union Guys Does It Take...
Runny Noodle	Scratch Those Thangs