What's Worse?

What's worse than having termites in your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

My First Time	Hilarious Signs	Goathead! Goathead!	Dubya Quotes
Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the ...	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Paraplegic	72?
Big Tongue	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Arctic Hooker	Gold Digger
Yo mama is so nasty...	Lightbulb... Rednecks	Tennis Balls	Whitehouse Parrot
Thank You For Flying With Us	After the Honeymoon...	Five Minutes to Midnight	Yo Mama's So Dumb
Toy Cars And Breastices	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Porcupines	Blonde Driver
Lightbulb... Arkansas	Murder Mystery Porn	Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies	Yo Mama's so dumb... car
Out of T.P.	The Blue Eye	Bamming in 'Bama	German Virginity
Yo Mama's So Fat... Rainbow	Wedding Night	Close But No Cigar	Yo Mama's So Poor
Blonde Smoker	Plug it in, Plug it in	Old Ladies and The Flasher	Yo mama's So Poor
Crossdresser Funnies	Blonde's Favorite Group	The Proxy Father	Redneck Disaster
International Beer Syndrome	Stick of Dynamite	72?	Redneck Christmas
Sons Devoted to Mom	Yo mama's So Stupid...Hooked