Yo mama's So Fat... Planets

Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this:

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars....

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What do you call a prostitute's children?	Blonde and Blonder	Lawyers Love Sushi!	Night Of The Living Dead
Think About It	Moms and Their Snooping	Orgy at Never Neverland	Get You With The Nine
Yo Mama so Bald	How many blondes does it take...	Blonde on the Run	Yo mama's...Stupid
Love Is Blindness	Talking Out of Your Ass	Adam and Eve, Surprised	Three Hellos
Yo Mama's So Fat... Showered	Yo mama's so fat... hospital	HMO Executive	Family Honor
Yo Mama's... Ugly	The New 69	Chilled Crabs	Yo Mama's House... Dusty
Yo mama's...Fat	Lightbulb <----> Law Professor	Medical Miracles	Clinton 'n' Buddy
Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...	Yo mama's...Useless	Monica's New Boyfriend	Political Pampers
Yo mama's So Stupid	Lightbulb...Californians	Yo mama's so hairy...	Yo mama's So Poor
Getting Weighed	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Bill Of No Rights	You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi
Blonde Multiple Orgasms	Gay Irishmen	The Engineer's Love Life	Twisted Baby Joke
Windows 666	Yo Mama's So Stupid... stabbed	Daddies Bond Over a Beer	THE DAILY SHOW HEADLINES
3 blondes jump off a building ...	Biting